Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
home. puking in laundry basket.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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