He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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