So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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