I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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