she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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