I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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