just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize