Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
"it" just moved
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
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just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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