I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I touched a dick in church today
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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