We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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