...so i touched it.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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