I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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