the new term for farting is butt boxing.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
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she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad