508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
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i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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