I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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