how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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