You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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