Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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