she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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