i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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