I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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