It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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