the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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