its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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