we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
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A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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