why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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