You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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