We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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