Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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