Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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