True but thats because hes a fetus.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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