My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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