dude i'm inner monologue high
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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