And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
The air taste purple.
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