This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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