How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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