True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I believe in your delicious
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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