Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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