He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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