Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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