I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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