It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
