Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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