this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
it was like eating out sand paper
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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