all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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