Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Randomize
