I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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