it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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