Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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