it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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