At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
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